- Låttext: wake up in the mornin feelin like a slut (what up bitch?)
grab the longest object i can find and shove it up my butt
before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of cum
'cause all the boy
- IDIOT LET HIS FRIEND'S LIGHT HIS HAIR ON FIRE AND CREATES A BIG FREAKING FIRE BALL IN THE BATHROOM. THEY ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE IF THIS IDIOT DIDN'T STICK HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET. IS THIS STUPID
- Sexy girl forgot her car keys inside her car so she enlists some good Samaritans to help her open it. When she has her back turned, Grandma Hercules shows up and pulls out the car door. Problem solved